Bankster

| ,Cos I wanna be a |bankster   |
, Be a teflon | gangster    |
| , Ya kno ya cyan | touch me   |
|, Cos I hav a-all de remedies  |

Got  de jodges in ma pocket
Burn ma money like a rocket
Cos I got de wicked schoolin
You kno Eton bwoyz aint foolin

Daddy got me in de city
Got me jaab sittin Priti
Masta of de Uni-purse
Printin Monet, spittin  ill vers

Hit ya solid wit my money
Me always get off scot-free
Aint no sucker gangster
Cos me a smooth bankster

They say me too white for de black kids
Me say me too black for de white boy
The man say me am black man
Who de hell do he think I am?

Me a kill you with the debt now
Real estate waa de de'th blow
Buyin chi chi place in Soho
Me a love de status quo

Politicians are my class mates
Regulators aint gotta a clue mate
Estate bredrens dem a luv me
Tarquin, James and Jeremy

Journalists are ma bitches
Blame de chavs for ma riches
Class is not ma enemy
Blame migrants not ma posse


De QE pays me handsomely
Quantative easing giv me plenty
M'hav Lamborghini an' Ferrari
You have Wii U and  Atari

Farage 'im married to a German
Jerry Hunt him got a Japanese one
Cameron 'im a lef' out de co'ntry
Theresa May she a leaver not a leftie

Boris Johnson wanna be a Donald
Like de Maggie wanna be a Ronald
Mark dont eat no chilli con Carney
George Osborn 

The Donald says there are winners and losers
Me say dem a gratfers and snoozers
No Ade, Kofi, Ayo or Deji
No Tony, Gary, Kevin or Kylie

Yes Rupert, Jerry, Boris and Nigel
Yes